Life Truth

Mr Error is here...Here are few Life Truth that you all should read and experience

1~~
One Scotland guy goes to London to visit his old friend. But when he arrives, he realizes that he cannot remember the address of his friend!! ( OMY~~) So he decides to send a telegraph to his father : "Do u know Tete's address? Prompt reply". In the same day, his father replies a prompt telegraph "Know"

Lesson:
When we find out the most correct answer, we will realize that it is useless


2~~
One famous writer visits to a bookshop. The owner of the bookshop surprises with his presence, he replaces the books on the rack with the writer's books immediately. Then the writer asks "this shop only sell my books?" Then the owner replies : "No. Other books are sell well. All finish purchased"

Lesson:
Flattering (拍马屁) is weird. When you are flattering (奉承) it, in the same time maybe insulting it.


3~~
A wife calls an architect and tells him that her bed will shake when the train pass by. So the architect does not believe and go to the wife house. When the architect arrives there, the wife asks him lying on the bed to experience the shaking of the bed. Who knows. husband of the wife back and asks him why lying on his wife's bed. The architect answers gingerly : I am waiting for the train, will u believe?

Lesson:
Some is truth, but feels fake. Some is lie, but all people believes.


4~~
A girl decides to tempt (tempting) a gentleman. So she starts to take off her clothes and complains that she is cold. The gentleman put his coat on the girl. But the girl still complaining that she feels cold~~ The gentleman asks then : How can I help you? The girl answers and says : When i was a child, my mom will use her own body to keep me in warm. "Miss, I think i cannot help you. I cannot jump off from the train and help you find your mom"

Lesson:
The one who knows how to flirt is a good guy. The one who don't know how to flirt is the best guy.


Vice President of YC Club,
Mr Error